A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
I’d said it before and meant it.Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.
我以前说过，而且是认真的。无论活着还是不死，我一生的挚爱都是个坏蛋。
It was a good picture. You could tell by the amount of time I spent staring at it.
这是一张好照片。你可以从我盯着它看的时间看出来。
Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay.
每个人都有一本书在里面，但在大多数情况下，它应该放在那里。
Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does not love breathing.
直到我害怕失去它，我才喜欢读书。人不爱呼吸。
Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube.
从大炮里射出来总比从管子里挤出来好。
Dream is not what we see in sleep. Dream is that which doesn't allow us to sleep...
梦不是我们在睡梦中看到的东西。梦是不允许我们睡觉的……
Hank, when people call people nerds mostly what they're saying is,'You like stuff'.
汉克，当人们叫人书呆子时，他们说的大多是“你喜欢东西”。
Its bad enough talking to yourself but worse when you realize you aren't listening.
自言自语已经够糟糕的了，但当你意识到自己没有在倾听时，情况就更糟了。
Travel broadens the mind. Travel shrinks the wallet. Travel shrivels the testicles.
旅行开阔心胸。旅行使钱包缩水。旅行使睾丸萎缩。
Colorful characters are the odd shaped pieces that fill the holes in life's puzzle.
色彩斑斓的人物是那些形状奇特的碎片，它们填补了生命拼图上的洞。
Great songs don't grow on trees, yet lots of songs have been written on great trees.
伟大的歌曲不是长在树上的，但是很多歌曲都是写在伟大的树上的。
And then, as if written by the hand of a bad novelist, an incredible thing happened.
然后，一件不可思议的事情发生了，就好像是一个糟糕的小说家写的一样。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
I promise to pay you before you die - but you have to promise not to die.
我答应在你死之前给你钱——但你必须答应不死。
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
公众非常宽容。它宽恕一切，除了天才。
life is like wheel it goes around and comes around.
生活就像轮子，它不停地转啊转。
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
解释一个笑话就像解剖一只青蛙。你能更好地理解，但青蛙在这个过程中死了。
Stop worrying about life, no one survived it.
别再担心生活了，没人能活下来。
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
如果你想让上帝发笑，告诉他你的计划。