A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
Cuba may be the only place in the world where you can be yourself and more than yourself at the same time.
古巴可能是世界上唯一一个你可以同时做你自己和超越你自己的地方。
The pen is truly mightier than the sword. Unless you're holding a pen and the other guy's holding a sword.
笔真的比剑更有力。除非你拿着笔，而另一个人拿着剑。
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
我向上帝要一辆自行车，但我知道上帝不是那样做的。所以我偷了一辆自行车，请求原谅。
But you were concerned about making sure things, you know, didn't get serious. Yeah, because I'm an idiot.
但你关心的是确保事情不会变得严重。 是的，因为我是个白痴。
She couldn't help thinking that something was wrong with a person had more shoes than books in their home.
她不禁想，一个人家里的鞋子比书还多，一定是出了什么问题。
My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don't just get angry and jump on a soapbox.
我的幽默总是来自于愤怒，但我必须确保我不只是生气然后跳上讲台。
And what lesson can we draw from volantene history? If you want to conquer the world, you best have dragons.
我们能从瓦兰提斯的历史中学到什么? 如果你想征服世界，你最好拥有龙。
After a time he fell asleep, and some unsteady fairies had to climb over him on their way home from an orgy.
过了一段时间，他睡着了，一些摇摇晃晃的仙女在狂欢后回家的路上不得不从他身上爬过去。
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
为了找回我的青春，我愿意做任何事情，除了锻炼，早起，或者做一个受人尊敬的人。
The only way I can describe the extent of my anxiety is to say that I felt as if I were pregnant with a rock.
我唯一能描述我焦虑程度的方法就是说我感觉自己好像怀上了一块石头。
Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother.
没有什么比在妈妈面前说“乳房”这个词更能让你觉得自己可能需要多年的治疗了。
Scientists never study the important things. Like why some animals seem to have evolved the ability to gloat.
科学家从不研究重要的东西。比如为什么有些动物似乎进化出了幸灾乐祸的能力。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me.
我不相信鬼，但他们盲目地相信我。
Dream is not what we see in sleep. Dream is that which doesn't allow us to sleep...
梦不是我们在睡梦中看到的东西。梦是不允许我们睡觉的……
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
我反对设置警戒线，但我不知道如何表达。
Now I know this is going to seem counter to every instinct that you have, but I'm going to ask you to sit still, or I'll put you in the trunk.
现在我知道这似乎与你的本能背道而驰，但我要请你安静地坐着，否则我就把你放进后备箱。
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
就像鱼儿不需要自行车，女人也不需要男人
Network administrators all share an abiding and passionate desire for one thing: We want our users to shut up.
网络管理员都有一个持久而热情的愿望:我们希望我们的用户闭嘴。