A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
Women treat us [men] like humanity treats gods – they worship us and keep bothering us to do something.
女人对待我们(男人)就像人类对待上帝一样——她们崇拜我们，不断地打扰我们做些什么。
There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
根本没有必要做任何家务。头四年过去了，情况并没有变得更糟。
There are a lot of fun vacation spots in the universe; the bug-pits of Aylorta Five are not one of them.
宇宙中有很多有趣的度假胜地;艾洛塔五镇的臭虫坑不在其中。
It made Craze smile, despite wishing most of his body parts would find new homes and leave him in peace.
尽管他希望自己的大部分身体部位能找到新家，让自己平静下来，但这张照片还是让他疯狂地笑了起来。
A new study shows that having a severe phobia can hasten aging. But what if my greatest fear IS aging?!?
一项新的研究表明，严重的恐惧症会加速衰老。但如果我最大的恐惧是衰老呢?
I'm tired of the anonymity of being an unpublished author. I crave the anonymity of being self-published.
我厌倦了默默无闻地做一个没有发表过作品的作家。我渴望自我出版的匿名性。
Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!
想过成为僵尸喜剧演员，但当他们吃你活着，他们真的吃了你!!
Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
没有什么比一个朋友相信他比另一个朋友优越更能加强友谊了。
Is this one of those days where we all stalk out in fury? Because I simply haven't got the energy for it.
这是我们所有人都愤怒地站出来的日子吗?因为我没有足够的能量。
Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.
大多数作家把真理看作是他们最宝贵的财产，因此在使用真理时要节约。
Summer movie idea: take all the sequels that are out right now, and make movies about their back stories.
暑期电影创意:把现在上映的所有续集拍成电影，讲述他们的故事。
It was the list of activities thing. Like the menu with price, only I'm not the restaurant; I'm the meal.
那是活动列表的事情。喜欢有价格的菜单，只是我不是餐厅;我这顿饭。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
我反对设置警戒线，但我不知道如何表达。
I promise to pay you before you die - but you have to promise not to die.
我答应在你死之前给你钱——但你必须答应不死。
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
玫瑰是红色的紫罗兰是蓝色的，上帝让我变得美丽，你怎么了?
Having one eye makes you see the world in unusual ways, Shockwave...
一只眼睛让你以不寻常的方式看世界，冲击波……
I don't know the rules of grammar... If you're trying to persuade people to do something, or buy something, it seems to me you should use their language, the language they use every day, the language in which they think. We try to write in the vernacular.
我不懂语法规则……如果你试图说服人们做某事，或者买东西，在我看来，你应该使用他们的语言，他们每天使用的语言，他们思考的语言。我们尽量用方言写作。
Cuba may be the only place in the world where you can be yourself and more than yourself at the same time.
古巴可能是世界上唯一一个你可以同时做你自己和超越你自己的地方。