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My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don't just get angry and jump on a soapbox.

  • -- Carl Hiaasen 卡尔·希尔森

我的幽默总是来自于愤怒，但我必须确保我不只是生气然后跳上讲台。

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I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer justice but I can do something else - I can give my heart and my devotion to these old islands and to all the peoples of our brotherhood of nations.

我不能带你去打仗。我不给你们制定法律，也不主持正义，但我可以做些别的事情——我可以把我的心和我的奉献给这些古老的岛屿和我们各国人民的兄弟情谊。

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The grass on the other side of the hill may well be greener, but you should always check that there isn't something with teeth and claws crouching in it.

山那边的草可能更绿，但是你应该经常检查一下，看有没有什么东西是带着牙齿和爪子蜷缩在里面的。

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If you don't remove your hands immediately, I will render you unable to biologically maintain life.

如果你不马上把手拿开，我将使你无法从生理上维持生命。

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I am who I am and I say what I think. I'm not putting a face on for the record.

我就是我，我说我所想的。我不会把脸贴在唱片上。

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