A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
Question everything, unless it's the answer
质疑一切，除非它是答案
Think before you speak, unless it's urgent.
三思而后行，除非有急事。
We all hold the keys to our own jail cells.
我们都掌握着自己牢房的钥匙。
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
如果你喝酒，就不要开车。甚至不推杆。
I had been reduced to jelly by a brassiere.
一个胸罩把我变成了果冻。
I won't be happy until i'm famous like God.
除非我像上帝一样出名，否则我不会快乐。
Discipline to be effective must be optional.
纪律要有效必须是可选的。
We have buried the putrid corpse of liberty.
我们埋葬了自由腐烂的尸体。
leave not a speck. That may cause a wreck...
不留一点痕迹。那可能会导致一场灾难…
Going down in history is a dead end pursuit.
载入史册是一种死路一条的追求。
love all ...but don't allow all to love you..
爱所有…但不要让所有人都爱你。
Marry me. You'll learn to love me, I promise.
嫁给我。你会学会爱我的，我保证。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
life is like wheel it goes around and comes around.
生活就像轮子，它不停地转啊转。
Dream is not what we see in sleep. Dream is that which doesn't allow us to sleep...
梦不是我们在睡梦中看到的东西。梦是不允许我们睡觉的……
Men are scumbags until they prove they're women.
男人在证明自己是女人之前都是混蛋。
I promise to pay you before you die - but you have to promise not to die.
我答应在你死之前给你钱——但你必须答应不死。
People soon get tired of things that aren't boring, but not of what is boring.
人们很快就会厌倦不无聊的事情，但不会厌倦无聊的事情。