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I promise to pay you before you die - but you have to promise not to die.

  • -- Jim Baen 吉姆·拜恩

我答应在你死之前给你钱——但你必须答应不死。

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If a book falls open in a library and no one sees it, is it still writing? Or is it simply a page bearing abstract markings?

如果一本书在图书馆打开了，没有人看到，它还在写吗?还是仅仅是带有抽象标记的页面?

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If you can’t be of good character, write a good character.

如果你的性格不好，那就写一个好性格。

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