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I promise to pay you before you die - but you have to promise not to die.

  • -- Jim Baen 吉姆·拜恩

我答应在你死之前给你钱——但你必须答应不死。

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I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them off that makes me better than you.

我像其他人一样，一次只穿一条腿。是我脱鞋的方式让我比你更好。

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If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.

如果你太开放;你的大脑会掉出来。

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