A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
Men are scumbags until they prove they're women.
男人在证明自己是女人之前都是混蛋。
Pretty girls behave better when you ignore them.
当你忽视漂亮女孩时，她们会表现得更好。
Political life is best treated with antibiotics.
政治生活最好用抗生素治疗。
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
我没有发现曲线;我只是发现了它们。
Road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
通往地狱的路铺满了没有买到的填充狗。
Interest? What's money interested in? More money.
兴趣?钱感兴趣的是什么?更多的钱。
Always take a compliment, even if it’s not yours.
永远接受赞美，即使不是你的赞美。
Being born in a stable does not make one a horse.
生在马厩里并不代表你就是一匹马。
If I had free will, I would choose to be funnier.
如果我有自由的意志，我会选择变得更有趣。
Innovation Big pain, no shame being same-to-same.
创新大痛，同甘共苦。
It was absolutely necessary to interrupt him now.
现在绝对有必要打断他的话。
When I was your age, television was called books.
我像你这么大的时候，电视叫书。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
我喜欢最后期限。我喜欢它们经过时发出的嗖嗖声。
Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.
没有什么比女人的幽默感更能破坏浪漫了。
I lean over and put my good ear to his lips, which tickle me as he whispers. "Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me any time you like it.
我俯下身去，把我的好耳朵贴在他的唇边，当他低声细语时，我感到痒痒的。“记住，我们疯狂地相爱，所以你喜欢什么时候吻我都可以。
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
解释一个笑话就像解剖一只青蛙。你能更好地理解，但青蛙在这个过程中死了。
Dream is not what we see in sleep. Dream is that which doesn't allow us to sleep...
梦不是我们在睡梦中看到的东西。梦是不允许我们睡觉的……
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
不要把生活看得太严肃。你永远无法活着离开这里。