A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.
笑之于灵魂，犹如肥皂之于身体。
A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart.
一个绝望的屁股永远不会放一个快乐的屁。
I think cynicism often disguises itself as humour.
我认为犬儒主义经常把自己伪装成幽默。
With great power comes a great need to take a nap.
力量越大，就越需要午睡。
My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.
我闪亮的不诚实将拯救我。
If wishes were horses, I'd need a very big stable.
如果愿望是马，我需要一个很大的马厩。
life is like wheel it goes around and comes around.
生活就像轮子，它不停地转啊转。
No Ghost of any common sense begins a conversation.
没有一个有常识的幽灵开始谈话。
I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.
我在节食喝威士忌。我已经失去三天了。
With sociology one can do anything and call it work.
有了社会学，你可以做任何事情，并称之为工作。
We Hoosiers are excessively optimistic about summer.
我们对夏天过于乐观。
It's rude to discuss your wife with your girlfriend.
和你的女朋友谈论你的妻子是不礼貌的。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
公众非常宽容。它宽恕一切，除了天才。
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
不要把生活看得太严肃。你永远无法活着离开这里。
Men are scumbags until they prove they're women.
男人在证明自己是女人之前都是混蛋。
Through the door came a being of intense vivacity, impeccable sartorial integrity, and intermittent intelligibility.
从门里进来的是一个充满活力的存在，无可挑剔的服装完整性，断断续续的可理解性。
There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
根本没有必要做任何家务。头四年过去了，情况并没有变得更糟。
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
幸福无非是健康的身体和糟糕的记性。