A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
发明了
Invented
Accurst be he that first invented war
第一个发明战争的人是该死的
Accursed be he that first invented war.
该死的是第一个发明战争的人。
God invented concubinage, satan marriage.
上帝发明了纳妾，撒旦发明了婚姻。
God invented mankind because he loved silly stories.
上帝创造了人类，因为他喜欢听愚蠢的故事。
Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!
发明双击的人应该被打爆头!两次!
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
高跟鞋是由一个额头被吻过的女人发明的。
If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.
如果一个六月的夜晚可以说话，它可能会自夸它创造了浪漫。
But for me, it was a code I myself had invented! Yet I could not read it.
但对我来说，这是我自己发明的代码!可是我看不懂。
Maybe my caveman ancestors invented the wheel or something. I'm not sure.
也许是我穴居人的祖先发明了轮子什么的。我不确定。
Henry is entirely invented though by now I feel he's as real as anyone I know.
亨利完全是虚构的，尽管现在我觉得他和我认识的任何人一样真实。
The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book.
人类有史以来发明的技术效率最高的机器是书。
A created thing is never invented and it is never true: it is always and ever itself.
被创造的东西从来不是被发明出来的，也从来不是真实的:它总是而且永远是它自己。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
I was the shyest human ever invented, but I had a lion inside me that wouldn't shut up!
我是有史以来最害羞的人，但我的内心有一头狮子，它不会闭嘴!
I don't want it to be all that self-conscious or artificial, but it really grows out of my having invented myself as a listener so that I could hear her voice.
我不想让它变得那么自觉或做作，但它真的是我把自己变成了一个倾听者，这样我就能听到她的声音。
I was a lousy journalist. I could never be objective. Sometimes I invented the whole story.
我是个差劲的记者。我从来不可能客观。有时候我编造了整个故事。
I think I've probably re-invented myself three or four times now, if that's what one calls it.
我想我可能已经重新塑造了自己三四次，如果这是一个人所说的。
The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.
渡渡鸟从来没有机会。他被创造出来的唯一目的似乎就是灭绝，而这正是他所擅长的。
It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.
发明了像讽刺这样具有革命性的东西，却被业余人士滥用，这实在令人恼火。