A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
笑话
Joke
Jest with your equals.
和你的同龄人开玩笑。
Gentle dullness ever loves a joke.
温柔的无聊总是喜欢开玩笑。
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
当你拿不准的时候，就开个鸡巴的玩笑。
A poor joke must invent its own laughter.
拙劣的笑话必须自创笑料。
The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
对我来说，这个笑话或失态很容易做到。
I start with the joke line and write backward.
我从笑话开始，倒着写。
I hope life isn't a big joke, because i don't get it.
我希望生活不是一个大笑话，因为我不明白。
If life ain't just a joke, then why are we laughing ?
如果生活不只是一个笑话，那我们为什么要笑?
I sometimes joke, Paula, even paranoid people have enemies.
宝拉，我有时开玩笑，即使是偏执的人也有敌人。
I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
我总是开玩笑，总是开玩笑，给予和帮助。
Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew.
死亡是一个古老的笑话，但每个人都会重新遇到它。
In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.
事实上，如果你在大学学习，这曾经是个笑话。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Generally speaking, we get the joke. We know that the free market is nonsense. We know that the whole point is to game the system, to beat the market or at least find someone who will pay you a lot of money, 'cause they're convinced that there is a free lunch.
一般来说，我们懂这个笑话的意思。我们知道自由市场毫无意义。我们知道，关键是要利用这个系统，打败市场，或者至少找到一个愿意付给你很多钱的人，因为他们相信有免费的午餐。
My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
我的笑话，其实并不是笑话，有两场巡演，一场是表现出色的专辑巡演，另一场是表现出色的专辑巡演。
I'm very wary of doing political stuff for a lot of reasons. One of the big ones is that the shelf-life for them is not very long, and the joke becomes old news very quickly.
出于很多原因，我对政治事务非常谨慎。其中一个重要的问题是，它们的保质期不是很长，而且这个笑话很快就成了老新闻。
I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
我认为，当你过分剖析一个笑话时，你就毁掉了喜剧中的一切。
You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here.
你真的要开始用功了，因为这可不是闹着玩的。
After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.
过了一段时间，一个笑话，如果你说得太多，就会变得做作，或者听起来很假。