A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
笑话
Joke
Jest with your equals.
和你的同龄人开玩笑。
Gentle dullness ever loves a joke.
温柔的无聊总是喜欢开玩笑。
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
当你拿不准的时候，就开个鸡巴的玩笑。
A poor joke must invent its own laughter.
拙劣的笑话必须自创笑料。
The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
对我来说，这个笑话或失态很容易做到。
I start with the joke line and write backward.
我从笑话开始，倒着写。
I hope life isn't a big joke, because i don't get it.
我希望生活不是一个大笑话，因为我不明白。
If life ain't just a joke, then why are we laughing ?
如果生活不只是一个笑话，那我们为什么要笑?
I sometimes joke, Paula, even paranoid people have enemies.
宝拉，我有时开玩笑，即使是偏执的人也有敌人。
I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
我总是开玩笑，总是开玩笑，给予和帮助。
Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew.
死亡是一个古老的笑话，但每个人都会重新遇到它。
In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.
事实上，如果你在大学学习，这曾经是个笑话。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
人们混淆了笑话的主题和笑话的目标，而且他们很少是一样的。
I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.
我不认为自己是喜剧演员，因为我不太在意笑话。
I'm very wary of doing political stuff for a lot of reasons. One of the big ones is that the shelf-life for them is not very long, and the joke becomes old news very quickly.
出于很多原因，我对政治事务非常谨慎。其中一个重要的问题是，它们的保质期不是很长，而且这个笑话很快就成了老新闻。
When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression.
当你给爱荷华人讲笑话时，你可以看到他的大脑和他的表情之间有一种竞赛。
You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here.
你真的要开始用功了，因为这可不是闹着玩的。
Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.
每当我走出高尔夫球场，我都感谢上帝，我能讲笑话。感谢上帝，我在某方面很在行。