A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
婚姻
Marriage
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
当一个男人偷走了你的妻子，没有什么比让他拥有她更好的报复了。
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.
对于一般男人来说，婚姻是洗衣服最昂贵的方式。
A good marriage is that in which each appoints the other guardian of his solitude.
美满的婚姻是双方都指定另一方保护自己的孤独。
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
如果你想读关于爱情和婚姻的书，你必须买两本不同的书。
A man does not buy his wife a fur coat to keep her warm, but to keep her pleasant.
男人给妻子买皮大衣不是为了让她暖和，而是为了让她高兴。
Love is not weakness. It is strong. Only the sacrament of marriage can contain it.
爱不是软弱。它是强大的。只有婚姻的圣礼才能包含它。
Sleeping together is a euphemism for people, but tantamount to marriage with cats.
睡在一起对人们来说是一种委婉的说法，但这相当于和猫结婚。
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
男人不应该结婚，除非他学过解剖学，解剖过至少一个女人。
I have a deep-seated belief that marriage is between a man and a woman exclusively.
我有一个根深蒂固的信念，婚姻只存在于一男一女之间。
I believe it's a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is.
我相信这是一个真正乏味的人质谈判有一个真正的婚姻是什么。
Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.
只有在婚姻中选择一个男人，如果他是女人，你才会选择他做朋友。
Little children are still the symbol of the eternal marriage between love and duty.
小孩子仍然是爱与责任之间永恒婚姻的象征。
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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
成功的婚姻需要多次坠入爱河，而且总是和同一个人。
There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband.
有两种婚姻——丈夫引用妻子的话和妻子引用丈夫的话。
A miracle... my biggest accomplishment is my marriage so far. Because it's hard, everyone knows it's hard.
一个奇迹……到目前为止，我最大的成就是我的婚姻。因为这很难，每个人都知道这很难。
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.
婚姻是两个人的结合:一个永远记不住生日，另一个永远不会忘记。
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, the the other, to let her have it.
要使妻子高兴，只有两件事是必要的。一个是让她认为她有她自己的方式，另一个，让她拥有它。
Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. It's the way you love your partner every day.
婚姻不是一个名词;这是一个动词。这不是你能得到的。这是你做的事。这是你每天爱你的伴侣的方式。