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Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

  • -- Burt Reynolds 伯特·雷诺兹

对于一般男人来说，婚姻是洗衣服最昂贵的方式。

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When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory.

当你结婚的时候，问自己这个问题:你相信在你年老的时候你能和这个人很好地交谈吗?婚姻中的其他一切都是短暂的。

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Marriage is not a simple love affair, it's an ordeal, and the ordeal is the sacrifice of ego to a relationship in which two have become one.

婚姻不是简单的爱情，它是一种考验，而这种考验是对自我的牺牲，是对一段两人合而为一的关系的牺牲。

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To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.

为了找回我的青春，我愿意做任何事情，除了锻炼，早起，或者做一个受人尊敬的人。

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The Brigadier had no wish to shake hands with the improbable young man in the ridiculous frock-coat.

宪兵团长不愿和那个穿可笑的长礼服的不大可能的年轻人握手。

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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

单身汉比已婚男人更了解女人;如果他们不这样做，他们也会结婚。

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Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.

结了婚的人有翅膀，结了婚的人有枷锁。

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