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Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

  • -- Burt Reynolds 伯特·雷诺兹

对于一般男人来说，婚姻是洗衣服最昂贵的方式。

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The priesthood is a marriage. People often start by falling in love, and they go on for years without realizing that love must change into some other love which is so unlike it that it can hardly be recognized as love at all.

祭司是婚姻。人们常常从坠入爱河开始，然后持续多年，却没有意识到爱必须转变成另一种爱，而这种爱与爱情如此不同，以至于根本无法被视为爱。

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Removing his helmet, Edward knelt by the stream called Swill gate, a name that effectively quenched any desire to drink from its depths.

爱德华脱下头盔，跪在溪边，名字叫“泔水门”，这个名字能有效地抑制任何想从溪底喝水的欲望。

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Any one must see at a glance that if men and women marry those whom they do not love, they must love those whom they do not marry.

任何人都必须一眼看出，如果男人和女人嫁给他们不爱的人，他们也必须爱他们不爱的人。

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Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

为什么一个女人花了十年时间去改变一个男人的习惯，然后又抱怨他不是她嫁的那个男人?

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Marriage and being a mother are absolutely crucial to my happiness and my life.

婚姻和做母亲对我的幸福和生活是绝对重要的。

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We all hold the keys to our own jail cells.

我们都掌握着自己牢房的钥匙。

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