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Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

  • -- Burt Reynolds 伯特·雷诺兹

对于一般男人来说，婚姻是洗衣服最昂贵的方式。

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After all, what else is scientific enquiry of any sort other than a controlled version of banging one's head against the universe until something gives?

毕竟，除了用头撞击宇宙直到有东西发生外，任何形式的科学探索都是可控的。

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Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

为什么一个女人花了十年时间去改变一个男人的习惯，然后又抱怨他不是她嫁的那个男人?

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Marriages maybe made in heaven, but a lot of the details have to be worked out here on earth.

婚姻也许是天作之合，但很多细节必须在人间解决。

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I have married thriteen couples. I'm about to do a marriage next month.

我结过三对夫妻。我下个月就要结婚了。

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Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

幸福无非是健康的身体和糟糕的记性。

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Marriage changes everything.

婚姻改变了一切。

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