A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
浴室
Bathroom
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
衡量一个人是否诚实的最好标准不是他的所得税申报表。这是他浴室磅秤上的零点调整。
In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.
在一所有小孩子的房子里，浴室很快就呈现出老古玩店的样子。
On fame: It all happened so fast. I'd wake up in the night and go, 'I can't believe it. I've gotta go to the bathroom!
关于名气:这一切发生得太快了。我会在夜里醒来，然后说，‘我不敢相信。我要上厕所了!
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
经常把马桶座圈翘起来的男人会偷偷地想让女人半夜起来上厕所然后掉进去。