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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.

  • -- Rita Rudner 丽塔拉德娜

经常把马桶座圈翘起来的男人会偷偷地想让女人半夜起来上厕所然后掉进去。

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All men hate the wretched; how, then, must I be hated, who am miserable beyond all living things! Yet you, my creator, detest and spurn me, thy creature, to whom thou art bound by ties only dissoluble by the annihilation of one of us.

所有的人都憎恨不幸的人;我比万物更可怜，我怎能被人恨恶呢?然而，你，我的创造者，你所憎恨和唾弃的我，你的创造物，你与我之间的联系只能通过消灭我们中的一个而解除。

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Truth, like the juice of the poppy, in small quantities, calms men; in larger, heats and irritates them, and is attended by fatal consequences in excess.

真理就像罂粟花的汁液，只要少量，就能使人平静;在更大的范围内，它们会被加热和刺激，并伴有过量的致命后果。

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In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.

在一所有小孩子的房子里，浴室很快就呈现出老古玩店的样子。

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Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken.

给他们想要的东西，他们当然会立刻惊慌失措。

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