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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.

  • -- Rita Rudner 丽塔拉德娜

经常把马桶座圈翘起来的男人会偷偷地想让女人半夜起来上厕所然后掉进去。

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I'll meet someone on the street and blurt out my most intimate details. I think everybody secretly - or not so secretly - wants to be understood, and I just want to connect, you know?

我会在街上遇到某人，然后脱口而出我最私密的细节。我想每个人都想被理解，或者不那么想被理解，而我只是想联系，你知道吗?

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The valor and courage of our young women and men in the armed services are a shining example to all of the world, and we owe them and their families our deepest respect.

我们年轻男女军人的英勇和勇气是全世界的光辉榜样，我们应该向他们和他们的家人致以最深切的敬意。

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There are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits that are not good until they are rotten.

有一些行动迟缓的人通过喝酒得到了改善;因为有些水果直到腐烂才变好。

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In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.

在一所有小孩子的房子里，浴室很快就呈现出老古玩店的样子。

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I almost died, secretly, behind closed doors.

我几乎死，秘密地，关着门。

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