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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.

  • -- Rita Rudner 丽塔拉德娜

经常把马桶座圈翘起来的男人会偷偷地想让女人半夜起来上厕所然后掉进去。

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To cement a new friendship, especially between foreigners or persons of a different social world, a spark with which both were secretly charged must fly from person to person, and cut across the accidents of place and time.

要巩固一种新的友谊，特别是在外国人或来自不同社会世界的人之间的友谊，就必须在人与人之间传递一种火花，并跨越时间和地点的偶发事件。

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All day long the door of the sub-conscious remains just ajar; we slip through to the other side, and return again, as easily and secretly as a cat.

一整天潜意识的大门都是半开着的;我们溜到另一边，然后再回来，就像猫一样容易又秘密。

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There hardly can be a greater difference between any two men, than there too often is, between the same man, a lover and a husband.

任何两个人之间的差别，都不可能比同一个人、情人和丈夫之间的差别更大。

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In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.

在一所有小孩子的房子里，浴室很快就呈现出老古玩店的样子。

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If you think of paying court to the men in power, your eternal ruin is assured.

如果你想向当权的人献媚，你永远的毁灭就肯定了。

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