A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
精神病学家
Psychiatrist
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
我总是说购物比看心理医生便宜。
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
精神病学家会问你很多昂贵的问题，而你的妻子却什么都不问。
Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not.
一半精神病学家的病人是因为他们结了婚才去看他，另一半则是因为他们没有结婚。