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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

  • -- Joey Adams 乔伊·亚当斯

精神病学家会问你很多昂贵的问题，而你的妻子却什么都不问。

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So long as I can stay mentally alert - inquiring, curious - I want to keep going. I love my wife and my children, but I don't want to sit around at home with them. We go on safaris and things like that. I can do that for a couple of weeks a year. I'm just not ready to stop, to die.

只要我能保持头脑清醒——好奇、好奇——我就想继续前进。我爱我的妻子和孩子，但我不想和他们呆在家里。我们去狩猎之类的地方。我一年可以做几周。我只是还没准备好停下来，等死。

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So they were married--to be the more together-- And found they were never again so much together, Divided by the morning tea, By the evening paper, By the children and tradesmen’s bills.

于是他们结了婚——为了更加厮守在一起——他们发现他们再也没有像从前那样经常在一起了，他们被早茶、晚报、孩子们和商人们的账单分开了。

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There are few women so perfect that their husbands do not regret having married them at least once a day.

很少有女人如此完美，以至于她们的丈夫不后悔至少每天和她们结一次婚。

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Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not.

一半精神病学家的病人是因为他们结了婚才去看他，另一半则是因为他们没有结婚。

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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

基本上我的妻子是不成熟的。我在家里洗澡，她进来把我的船弄沉。

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I always say, better ask forgiveness than permission.

我总是说，请求原谅比请求许可好。

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People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.

人们要求批评，但他们只想要表扬。

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