A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
She shall scant show well that now shows best.
现在表现得最好的人，将来也不会表现得很好。
(He belches) A plague o’ these pickle herring!
(他打了个嗝)这些腌鲱鱼真讨厌!
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
很少有女性承认自己的年龄。很少有人做他们的事。
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
消除厨房异味的最佳方法:外出就餐。
All I know is that you love me...in my dreams.
我只知道你爱我…在我的梦想。
Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
时尚带来的危害大于革命。
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
孩子们很棒，但我喜欢我的烧烤。
Sarcasm isn't at all funny when it's the truth.
当讽刺是事实时，它一点也不有趣。
The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain.
喜剧的真正目的是隐藏痛苦。
That's for me to know, and for you to find out.
这是我要知道的，也是你要知道的。
I don’t like crude oil, because it’s so vulgar.
我不喜欢原油，因为它太粗俗了。
In old age, one should do something monumental.
人老了，应该做些有纪念意义的事。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。