A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people.
喜剧是发生在别人身上的悲剧。
If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.
如果我想听听你的意见，我会把它赶出去。
You know I'm an actress, not just a funny lady.
你知道我是个演员，不仅仅是个有趣的女人。
Patience makes a women beautiful in middle age.
耐心使中年妇女美丽。
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
我把去污剂倒在我的狗身上。现在他走了。
It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.
有趣的是，一些无安打者为身体做了什么。
It's funny how you call me a celebrity. Oh man.
你叫我名人真有趣。天啊！
Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles.
珠宝能让人们忘记你的皱纹。
Some socks are loners They can’t live in pairs.
有些袜子是独居的，它们不能成对生活。
Rashness belongs to youth; prudence to old age.
轻率属于青春;谨慎对待老年。
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
一杯龙舌兰酒，两杯龙舌兰酒，三杯龙舌兰酒。
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
我必须承认，我很小的时候就出生了。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something.
尤其是在喜剧中，你的目标很明确，那就是让场景变得有趣。它不像戏剧，你试图获得某种情感或试图推动故事的发展。你在试图找出做某事最有趣的方式。
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
有什么能比一位随着年龄增长而变得聪明的亲爱的老太太更美丽呢?只要你活在其中，每个时代都是迷人的。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。