A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
It's fun wandering around other people's minds.
在别人的脑子里转来转去很有趣。
I love to do the things the censors won't pass.
我喜欢做审查不通过的事情。
It's so funny whenever things come full circle.
每当事情回到原点的时候，总是很有趣。
I grew up once, I decided never to do it again.
我曾经长大，我决定再也不这样做了。
Honey, have you ever seen a man knitting socks?
亲爱的，你见过男人织袜子吗?
My age is as a lusty winter, frosty but kindly.
我的年龄就像一个精力充沛的冬天，寒冷但亲切。
It's funny how intimate it feels to get a text.
收到短信的亲密感很有趣。
Leadership is being the first egg in the omelet.
领导是煎蛋卷里的第一个鸡蛋。
Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe.
爱就像哇!实际上，这更接近灾难。
It is not well to make great changes in old age.
年老时做大的改变是不好的。
I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde.
我可能是一个愚蠢的金发女郎，但我不是那个金发女郎。
Everything is ridiculous if one thinks of death.
一想到死亡，一切都是可笑的。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a person keeps.
青春不是由一个人的年龄来衡量的，而是由一个人保持的好奇心来衡量的。
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
有什么能比一位随着年龄增长而变得聪明的亲爱的老太太更美丽呢?只要你活在其中，每个时代都是迷人的。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。