A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
Squash---that’s not exercise, it’s flagellation.
壁球——那不是运动，而是鞭笞。
When the going gets tough, the tough take a nap.
当事情变得棘手时，棘手的人就睡午觉。
A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
一块砖可以当砖用。聪明,对吧?
I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun.
我是隔壁的喜剧女孩，很有趣。
Not everybody agrees on what's funny, obviously.
显然，并不是每个人都同意什么是有趣的。
I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.
我讲笑话是为了赚钱;我上电视是为了支票。
That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.
那很酷.....如果你想清醒和呕吐。
At school I was very shy. I wasn't funny really.
在学校我很害羞。我一点也不搞笑。
Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life.
在人生的每个阶段，人都是一个新手。
What Youth deemed crystal, Age finds out was dew.
青春认为是水晶，岁月却发现是露水。
Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out!
你的半神半俗，诸如此类。和平!
Funny + sad is what I'm pitching for, every time.
有趣+悲伤是我每次投球的目的。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
虽然青春给了我们爱情和玫瑰，但岁月给我们留下了朋友和美酒。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。
Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a person keeps.
青春不是由一个人的年龄来衡量的，而是由一个人保持的好奇心来衡量的。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。