A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
什么都不动的时候为什么叫尖峰时间?
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
对不起，如果你是对的，我就同意你。
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse
付赡养费就像喂死马的干草
Just kidding, I've been very athletic all my life.
开玩笑的，我这辈子都很喜欢运动。
How funny it is that we can't take our own advice.
真有趣，我们不能接受自己的建议。
I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.
我从来没有想过自己是一个有趣的人。
It's impossible to be more flat-chested than I am.
不可能有比我更平胸的了。
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
没有什么比一个好的盲人裁判更好的了。
He is so old that his blood type was discontinued.
他年纪太大了，血型已绝迹。
I was kicked out of school one year for streaking.
我因为裸奔被学校开除了一年。
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
我的进化论是达尔文被采纳了。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
有什么能比一位随着年龄增长而变得聪明的亲爱的老太太更美丽呢?只要你活在其中，每个时代都是迷人的。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
A true friend will dance with you in the middle of the streets to no music and think it's completely normal.
一个真正的朋友会在没有音乐的情况下和你在大街上跳舞，并认为这是完全正常的。
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
虽然青春给了我们爱情和玫瑰，但岁月给我们留下了朋友和美酒。
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?
Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a person keeps.
青春不是由一个人的年龄来衡量的，而是由一个人保持的好奇心来衡量的。