A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
Clichés aren’t all truisms, but altruism is both.
陈词滥调并不都是老生常谈，但利他主义是两者兼而有之。
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个惊喜的女人。
Will you quit shouting and let me bleed in peace!
你能不能停止叫喊，让我安静地流血!
Our motto: Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
我们的座右铭是:人生苦短，不能吃蘑菇。
You are perfect. Your fingernails drive me crazy.
你是完美的。你的指甲快把我弄疯了。
You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.
如果你的助行器有安全气囊，你就知道自己老了。
I caught a fish with a deep voice. It was a bass.
我钓到了一条声音低沉的鱼。是低音。
Happiness is a big joke; let us laugh at it loud.
幸福是个大笑话;让我们大声嘲笑它。
I've lived a full life. I never once went hungry.
我过着充实的生活。我从来没有饿过。
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
我认为搞笑不是任何人的第一选择。
When I was your age, television was called books.
我像你这么大的时候，电视叫书。
There's only one sort of natural blonde on earth.
世界上只有一种天生的金发女郎。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
虽然青春给了我们爱情和玫瑰，但岁月给我们留下了朋友和美酒。
Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a person keeps.
青春不是由一个人的年龄来衡量的，而是由一个人保持的好奇心来衡量的。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。