A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
我想我永远不会做一个无端的屁玩笑。
It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.
这只是一件有趣的事，不是。
I wouldn't say I'm superficial, just averagely ficial.
我不会说我肤浅，只是表面的。
If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.
如果它弯曲，那很有趣;如果它坏了，就不好玩了。
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
所有这些笑话都预先被我认为是好笑的。
They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV.
他们会说，这很有趣，但你不能在电视上那样做。
Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
电影里有趣的事情发生在你身上都是出于愚蠢的原因。
There's always something funny about men chasing women.
男人追女人总是很有趣的。
I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
我必须让自己变得敏锐、有趣和放松。
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
医院的病床是一辆停着计价器的出租车。
How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.
他怎么可能是完美的呢?他做过的所有东西都死了。
I would like to do something modern and possibly funny.
我想做一些现代的，可能有趣的东西。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。