A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.
人人生而平等。有些人只是吃了更多的代糖。
A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.
真正的朋友会记得你的生日，但不会记得你的年龄。
I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.
我是交通堵塞中最糟糕的人。
However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.
然而，兄弟会的幽默是有趣的，它将永远是。
I’ve demanded of myself to be more demanding of others.
我要求自己对别人要求更高。
Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
吸烟是所有统计数据的主要原因之一。
Those who laugh the hardest are often the most unhappy.
笑得最厉害的人往往也最不快乐。
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
如果一开始你没有成功……跳伞就说这么多。
A brick and a blanket aptly describe my former roommate.
砖头和毯子恰如其分地描述了我以前的室友。
One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley.
再上一节这样的课，我就可以演韦斯莱了。
What do you mean, funny? Funny peculiar, or funny ha-ha?
你什么意思，好笑?滑稽古怪，还是滑稽哈哈?
Comedies are something I'd be very interesting in doing.
喜剧是我非常感兴趣的事情。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
有什么能比一位随着年龄增长而变得聪明的亲爱的老太太更美丽呢?只要你活在其中，每个时代都是迷人的。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。