A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV.
有趣的是我从来没有真正看过电视。
Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.
发明是青年的才能，正如判断是年龄的表现。
If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.
如果青年而有知识，老年而有力量。
If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.
如果人均有问题，可以安排十杯。
It's not true that i had nothing on. I had the radio on.
我没穿衣服不是真的。我开着收音机。
In a completely sane world, madness is the only freedom!
在一个完全清醒的世界里，疯狂是唯一的自由!
It's all about having fun and smiling and shaking hands.
这一切都是关于快乐，微笑和握手。
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
无聊的人，名词。当你希望他听时，他就说话。
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
他们谈论我喝酒，却从不考虑我口渴。
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
我喜欢我的咖啡就像我喜欢我的女人一样。装在塑料杯里。
My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
我的邻居有一条环形车道……他出不去了。
Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.
只有人有尊严;因此，只有男人才会有趣。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
有什么能比一位随着年龄增长而变得聪明的亲爱的老太太更美丽呢?只要你活在其中，每个时代都是迷人的。
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
虽然青春给了我们爱情和玫瑰，但岁月给我们留下了朋友和美酒。
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。
A true friend will dance with you in the middle of the streets to no music and think it's completely normal.
一个真正的朋友会在没有音乐的情况下和你在大街上跳舞，并认为这是完全正常的。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。