A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
The perceptions of middle age have their own luminosity.
中年的观念有其自身的光辉。
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
我从来没有恨到把钻石还给他的程度。
How funny changing the tide. Feels like you already knew.
改变潮流真有趣。感觉你已经知道了。
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
如果你死在电梯里，一定要按向上按钮。
Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh.
喜剧很有控制力——你能让人发笑。
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
一个好妻子总是原谅她的丈夫当她错了。
Youth is a blunder; manhood a struggle; old age a regret.
青年冒失莽撞;男子气概的斗争;年老是一种遗憾。
I'm a little unusual: I'm a six-person-or-less extrovert.
我有点不寻常:我是一个六个人或更少外向的人。
Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine.
正常不过是洗衣机上的一个循环。
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
我查了我的家谱，发现有三只狗在用它。
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
我现在最好的节育方法就是把灯开着。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something.
尤其是在喜剧中，你的目标很明确，那就是让场景变得有趣。它不像戏剧，你试图获得某种情感或试图推动故事的发展。你在试图找出做某事最有趣的方式。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。
Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a person keeps.
青春不是由一个人的年龄来衡量的，而是由一个人保持的好奇心来衡量的。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。