A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
Sunshine Cake is just a fun hobby thing. That's about it.
阳光蛋糕只是一种有趣的业余爱好。仅此而已。
You can call me a pain. I'll accept that as a compliment.
你可以叫我讨厌鬼。我接受你的称赞。
Onions, smoke, and a shrew, make a good man's eyes water.
洋葱、烟和泼妇能使好人流泪。
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
我觉得很多有趣的事情都来自于白日做梦。
April comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers.
四月来了，像个白痴，叽叽喳喳地撒着花。
Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.
注意:这些经文可能会对你的庄严造成危险。
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
门是狗永远站在错误的一边。
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
上了年纪，你的手套上就会出现肝斑。
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
重婚就是妻子过多。一夫一妻制也是一样。
The early bird gets the worm. The early worm...gets eaten.
早起的鸟儿有虫吃。早期的蠕虫…被吃掉。
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
任何说自己能看透女人的人都错过了很多。
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
好奇心害死猫，但有一段时间我还是个嫌疑犯。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
有什么能比一位随着年龄增长而变得聪明的亲爱的老太太更美丽呢?只要你活在其中，每个时代都是迷人的。