A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.
我提着公文包就像热狗戴着耳环。
I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker.
我是唯一一个有资格驾驶超级油轮的喜剧演员。
At your age The hey-day in the blood is tame, it's humble.
在你这个年纪，血液里的旺盛时期是驯服的，是谦卑的。
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
结论是你厌倦思考的地方。
It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.
欺骗眼睛容易，欺骗心灵难。
It’s funny to hear priests and nuns argue with each other.
听到神父和修女互相争论很有趣。
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
你是一个很好的例子，说明为什么有些动物吃它们的幼崽。
Rickey don't like it when Rickey can't find Rickey's limo.
瑞基不喜欢瑞基找不到瑞基的豪华轿车。
Robin hasn't got a big nose - but I can soon arrange that.
罗宾没有大鼻子，但我很快就能安排好。
I play some fighting games, but mostly I just play sports.
我玩一些格斗游戏，但大部分时间我只做运动。
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
适度是致命的。没有什么比过度更成功的了。
They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
它们的颜色通常是“洗过的裤子”
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
有什么能比一位随着年龄增长而变得聪明的亲爱的老太太更美丽呢?只要你活在其中，每个时代都是迷人的。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
虽然青春给了我们爱情和玫瑰，但岁月给我们留下了朋友和美酒。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。