A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
Your idea of romance requires a corset and a time machine.
你心目中的浪漫需要束胸衣和时间机器。
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
我喜欢的一切要么是违法的，要么是不道德的，要么是会让人发胖的。
We are not limited by our old age; we are liberated by it.
我们不受年龄的限制;我们被它解放了。
If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious.
如果扁平感很有趣，那么餐盘也会很有趣。
Old age is - a lot of crossed off names in an address book.
老年是——地址簿上许多被划掉的名字。
No more turkey, but I'd like some more of the bread it ate.
没有火鸡了，但我想再吃点它吃的面包。
You know I used to be a heartthrob, and now I'm a coronary.
你知道我曾经是万人迷，现在我是冠状动脉。
Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me?
我为什么要去找一个想杀我的人?
There's nobody else that can double me - except for a doll.
除了一个洋娃娃，没有人能把我的身高提高一倍。
I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie.
我从不说谎。我相信我所说的一切，所以这不是谎言。
I'm the little dog who goes the wrong way - under the hoop.
我是一只走错路的小狗——在箍下。
If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?
如果我看不到其中的幽默，我怎么能变得有趣呢?
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In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。