A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!
这就像把三个腌洋葱扔进顶针里一样!
I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
我承认我喝的是健力士…但我没有咽下去。
Stand back! I gotta get some rocket fuel out of the fridge!
向后站!我要从冰箱里拿些火箭燃料!
One thing I often get carried away with is piggyback rides.
我经常做的一件事是骑在背上。
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
咖啡是一种不喝就能使人入睡的饮料。
I love TV. I think I'd do a half-hour single-camera comedy.
我喜欢电视。我想我会做半个小时的单镜头喜剧。
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
在每件事情中寻找荒谬，你会发现它。
With comedy, you really want to work things out beforehand.
对于喜剧，你真的想提前把事情解决掉。
The age of chivalry has gone; the age of humanity has come.
骑士时代已经过去;人类的时代已经来临。
Comedy is tragedy standing on its head with its pants down.
喜剧是一场脱下裤子倒立着的悲剧。
I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.
我喜欢老年人摔倒，这是我笑的原因。
Letitia! What a name. Halfway between a salad and a sneeze.
利蒂希娅!什么一个名字。在吃沙拉和打喷嚏之间。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
有什么能比一位随着年龄增长而变得聪明的亲爱的老太太更美丽呢?只要你活在其中，每个时代都是迷人的。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?