A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House.
在我去白宫的路上发生了一件有趣的事。
I'm courteous to most, but antisocial among polite society.
我对大多数人都彬彬有礼，但在上流社会中却反社会。
Peace is the one condition of survival in this nuclear age.
和平是这个核时代生存的一个条件。
Love is two souls occupying one bed. Though not a bunk bed.
爱情是两个人睡在一张床上。虽然不是双层床。
You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
你知道怎么知道老师是不是宿醉了?电影的一天。
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
我的假植物死了，因为我没有假装给它们浇水。
Many people use their youth to make their old age miserable.
许多人利用他们的青春使他们的老年痛苦。
History is an endless repetition of the element of surprise.
历史是惊喜元素的无尽重复。
I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
我不知道什么笑话，这很尴尬。我希望我有。
Do you have bathrooms here, or do i have to shit in a plant?
你们这里有洗手间吗，还是要我在工厂里拉屎?
Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.
每个学喜剧的学生都应该至少看两次埃德娜夫人。
The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next.
一个时代的自由思想是下一个时代的常识。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。