A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
I’m one of the younger oldies. I’m in the prime of senility.
我是年纪较小的老人之一。我年事已高。
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
如果你要拍哑剧，你会用消音器吗?
Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.
音乐是一种强大的能量来源。这是一种大家都知道的语言。
Pretending to think hard when the teacher is looking at you.
老师看着你的时候，假装在认真思考。
It may be that all games are silly. But then, so are humans.
也许所有的游戏都是愚蠢的。但是，人类也是如此。
Well, my deliberate opinion is - it's a jolly strange world.
嗯，我深思熟虑的意见是——这是一个快乐而奇怪的世界。
I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny.
我总是扮演喜剧角色，假装他们一点都不搞笑。
I put on a big show when I write something I think is funny.
当我写一些我认为有趣的东西时，我就会进行一场盛大的表演。
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
如果是通灵网络他们为什么需要电话号码?
I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis.
我带了这么多猪肉，我开始得旋毛虫病了。
I want to write a book about shoes that’s full of footnotes.
我想写一本关于鞋子的书，里面全是脚注。
There's nothing wrong with the car except that it's on fire.
这辆车除了着火以外没有什么毛病。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a person keeps.
青春不是由一个人的年龄来衡量的，而是由一个人保持的好奇心来衡量的。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
有什么能比一位随着年龄增长而变得聪明的亲爱的老太太更美丽呢?只要你活在其中，每个时代都是迷人的。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。