A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
I feel I should be doing stupid stuff, but I'm not going to.
我觉得我应该做些傻事，但我不会。
Forget the haters, just get ya money, just get ya weight up.
忘掉那些讨厌你的人，给你钱，给你体重。
I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.'
我觉得“科隆香水”和“孤独”押韵很有趣。
I wish I had the voice of Homer to sing of rectal carcinoma.
我希望我有荷马的声音来唱直肠癌。
If your culture doesn't like geeks, you are in real trouble.
如果你的文化不喜欢极客，那你就真的有麻烦了。
But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny.
但我从来没有觉得自己特别有趣。
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
我遇到了等腰线。他有个很棒的主意要做一个新的三角形!
I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion.
我是个酒鬼，我去教堂只是为了参加圣餐。
The parents age must be remembered, both for joy and anxiety.
一定要记住父母的年龄，无论是快乐还是焦虑。
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
在我家里我是老板，我妻子只是决策者。
I think you inhaled too much lead from those scantron sheets.
我想你从答题卡上吸了太多铅。
You can imagine my embarrassment when I killed the wrong guy.
你可以想象我杀错人时的尴尬。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something.
尤其是在喜剧中，你的目标很明确，那就是让场景变得有趣。它不像戏剧，你试图获得某种情感或试图推动故事的发展。你在试图找出做某事最有趣的方式。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。