A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
For there is nothing more ridiculous than a ridiculous laugh.
因为没有什么比可笑的笑声更可笑的了。
Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canapés and free beer.
没有什么比小吃和免费啤酒更能表达“深深的哀悼”了。
Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
不要打断别人做你说不能做的事。
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。
You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out.
你知道，单口喜剧是我的起点。
The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
少量的愚蠢的聪明人已经做出了伟大的表现。
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
我过去常慢跑，但冰块总是从我的杯子里掉出来。
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
法官是给自己的试卷打分的法律系学生。
The first time I walked by a crap table, I felt kind of funny.
第一次经过一张破桌子时，我觉得有点好笑。
It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
穿拖鞋比铺地毯更容易。
I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.
我喜欢“懒惰”这个词。这让我的懒惰看起来很有品位。
I don't like to cry in public, unless I'm getting paid for it.
我不喜欢在公共场合哭，除非我得到了报酬。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
虽然青春给了我们爱情和玫瑰，但岁月给我们留下了朋友和美酒。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。