A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant.
我是你爱情的奴隶。更像是契约仆役。
Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.
每个人都想长生不老，但没有人想变老。
Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children.
皱纹是世袭的。父母从他们的孩子那里得到它们。
I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails.
我周末瘦了一点。我剪指甲。
I would be an organ donor, but I’d much rather donate a piano.
我想成为一名器官捐赠者，但我更愿意捐赠一架钢琴。
If ye canna see the bright side o' life, polish the dull side.
如果你不能看到生活光明的一面，那就擦亮暗淡的一面。
It's odd when your best friend has an even better best friend.
你最好的朋友有一个更好的朋友，这很奇怪。
Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?
嘿，瑞恩，如果史汀退休了，他会把名字改成史汀吗?
The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow.
鹰的老年胜过麻雀的青年。
Before, for me, peace could have been synonymous with boredom.
在此之前，对我来说，和平可能是无聊的同义词。
Well, actually, I did start out in comedies. Very, very early.
事实上，我一开始是演喜剧的。非常早期的。
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
两害相权取其轻，我总是选一个我从未试过的。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。