A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
熟能生巧，但没有人是完美的，所以为什么要练习呢?
Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.
忠告就像蓖麻油，容易给予，却难以接受。
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
如果字典里的一个单词拼错了，我们怎么知道呢?
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
年龄并不重要，除非你是一块奶酪。
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
万圣节那天，父母把他们的孩子打扮成我的样子送出去。
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
我心目中的“令人愉快的人”是指与我意见一致的人。
Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age.
试着让你的灵魂保持年轻，直到年老。
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
今天一定是星期四。我总是搞不懂星期四是怎么回事。
Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat.
快乐不是快乐，除非有一只会拉小提琴的山羊。
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
两点之间最短的距离正在建设中。
I am not at all a chocoholic. I would rather eat anchovy toast.
我一点也不是个巧克力狂。我宁愿吃凤尾鱼吐司。
One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on.
与其虚度年华，不如投入爱的一个小时。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
A true friend will dance with you in the middle of the streets to no music and think it's completely normal.
一个真正的朋友会在没有音乐的情况下和你在大街上跳舞，并认为这是完全正常的。
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。