A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

一点点真诚是危险的，太真诚则绝对是致命的。

A lot was happening, plus there were an enormous number of people in the industry that were going to conventions, so it was a pretty fun time. Also there was a lot of controversy and I was at the forefront of some of that.

当时发生了很多事情，而且行业里有很多人要参加大会，所以那是一段非常有趣的时光。也有很多争议，我是其中一些争议的最前沿。

A major advantage of age is learning to accept people without passing judgment.

年龄的一个主要优势是学会不加评判地接受别人。

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

一个男人对他的午餐同伴说:“我妻子昨晚做了一个有趣的梦。她梦见嫁给了一个百万富翁。你真幸运，同伴叹了口气。我妻子在白天做梦。

A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old age; he dies of being a man.

人不是死于爱，不是死于肝，也不是死于老年;他死于为人。

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

要写一本真正有趣的书，一个人必须接受很多惩罚。

A mate of mine told me recently, 'It's the first time I've seen you work, Worthington.' I thought that was quite funny, but he was right.

最近，我的一个朋友告诉我，“这是我第一次看到你工作，沃辛顿。我觉得这很有趣，但他是对的。

A newspaper is lumber made malleable. It is ink made into words and pictures. It is conceived, born, grows up and dies of old age in a day.

报纸是可塑木材。它是墨水制成的文字和图画。它是在一天之内孕育，出生，长大，并死于老年。

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

五分钱已经一文不值了。

A penny saved is a penny earned.

省一分钱等于赚一分钱。

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

悲观主义者认为每个人都和他自己一样坏，因此憎恨他们。

A poet must need be before his own age, to be even with posterity.

诗人必须在他自己的年龄之前，才能与后代平起平落。

A princess always takes care that her words are honeyed, for she may have to eat them.

一位公主总是注意她的话是甜言蜜语，因为她可能不得不把它们吃掉。

A ransom note, the true test of unconditional love.

一封勒索信，对无条件的爱的真正考验。

A rebel adult often seems like a glorious savior, whereas a rebel child often seems like a little devil.

叛逆的成年人往往看起来像一个光荣的救世主，而叛逆的孩子往往看起来像一个小恶魔。