A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
Knowledge in youth is wisdom in age.
青年时的知识是老年时的智慧。
Puns are a form of humor with words.
双关语是一种文字幽默。
I started doing stand-up in college.
我在大学时开始做单口相声。
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
五分钱已经一文不值了。
Everybody's funny in different ways.
每个人都有不同的有趣之处。
A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
每天喝一杯可以远离心理医生。
I don't think I was a good comedian.
我不认为我是个好喜剧演员。
I really like just super dry comedy.
我真的很喜欢超级无聊的喜剧。
Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.
只是玩。玩得开心。享受游戏。
When the wine is in, the wit is out.
酒后吐真言。
Always drink upstream from the herd.
总是从牛群上游喝水。
Like giving dry birth to a porcupine.
就像干生豪猪一样。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?