A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.
我们总是有粗俗的幽默。但我们试着搞笑，而不是恶心。
I'm like an expensive menu... you can look but you can't afford!
我喜欢昂贵的菜单…你可以看看，但你买不起!
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
我们已经为任何可能发生或不可能发生的意外事件做好了准备。
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
父母是地球上最不应该生孩子的人。
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.
给我看一个不感到内疚的女人，我就给你看一个男人。
Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?
那是木桩，骨头，还是你对我的新衣服很满意?
I tended to hate people that hit me in the head without warning.
我倾向于讨厌那些毫无预兆就打我脑袋的人。
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
如果你能躺在地板上而不抓着不放，你就没有醉。
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
失败的关系可以被描述为太多的化妆浪费。
Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.
亚当是世界上最幸运的人。他没有岳母。
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
蒙娜丽莎看起来好像刚生了一场病，或者马上就要生了。
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
我有时想过结婚，然后又想了一遍。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。