A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.
作为一个爱人，我就像电台里的魔术师一样令人印象深刻。
I think that, ah, I'm a very goofy sort of person in many ways.
我想，啊，我是一个在很多方面都很傻的人。
There's never been anything funny about a woman dying for love.
女人为爱而死从来就没有什么好笑的。
Anything that was perverse and silly would be Kids in the Hall.
任何有悖常理和愚蠢的行为都会被孩子们发现。
Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.
近处的人要使他快乐，远处的人也要使他快乐。
As I have gotten older, I've discovered the joys of being lazy.
随着年龄的增长，我发现了懒惰的乐趣。
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck.
猎鸭的危险是巨大的——尤其是对鸭子来说。
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
女孩就像钢琴。当他们不正直的时候，他们是伟大的。
I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.
我外形奇特。我有时觉得自己看起来像个滑稽的布偶。
The books are funny and sad, and that's what people respond to.
这些书既有趣又悲伤，这就是人们的反应。
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
有时候少走的路之所以少走是有原因的。
There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?
我房间外面有个怪物，能给我一杯水吗?
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a person keeps.
青春不是由一个人的年龄来衡量的，而是由一个人保持的好奇心来衡量的。