A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
如果你从未见过大象滑雪，那你也从未服过迷幻药。
Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan.
俯卧撑、仰卧起坐和严格的葡萄干饮食。这是我的计划。
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
我会和和我同龄的女人约会，但是没有和我同龄的女人。
The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid.
拥有邪恶的小黄人的问题在于小黄人很愚蠢。
Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes.
爱情是温柔的，就像炖肉一样，我把它放在鞋里取暖。
The veracity which increases with old age is not far from folly.
随着年龄的增长而变得越来越诚实，这无异于愚蠢。
I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.
我有一个很好的响亮的声音，我不害怕成为傻瓜或滑稽。
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
一切都很有趣，只要是发生在别人身上。
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
如果你想重获青春，就削减他的零用钱吧。
Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face.
年龄在头脑中留下的皱纹比在脸上留下的要多。
We mostly romanticize our romances; we fully realize our flings.
我们大多把自己的爱情浪漫化;我们完全意识到我们的情感。
I got stood up by the letter Y, he was hanging around with his X.
我被字母Y放鸽子了，他和他的X在一起。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。
Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something.
尤其是在喜剧中，你的目标很明确，那就是让场景变得有趣。它不像戏剧，你试图获得某种情感或试图推动故事的发展。你在试图找出做某事最有趣的方式。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。