A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
总有一天，我们会回首这一刻，一头扎进一辆停着的车里。
I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.
我是这个星球上最伟大的摇滚鼓手，而你烂透了。
And whatever my weight, I've always been skinny from the waist up.
不管我的体重是多少，我的腰部以上一直很瘦。
I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?
我笨，我丑，我笨，我臭。我说过我很笨吗?
The book wasn’t half bad. But only because I only read half of it.
这本书还不错。但只是因为我只看了一半。
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
钓鱼是一种完全被穿旧衣服的说谎者所包围的错觉。
I am of a healthy long lived race, and our minds improve with age.
我是一个健康长寿的种族，我们的思想随着年龄的增长而进步。
Life itself is pretty funny when you realize how absurd it can be.
当你意识到生活是多么荒谬的时候，生活本身是相当有趣的。
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
生命是一件有趣的事，发生在我走向坟墓的路上。
Decent people have too much respect for others to be overachievers.
正派的人对他人太过尊重，不会取得太大的成就。
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
时间是一位伟大的老师，但不幸的是，它扼杀了所有的学生。
It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
这是最轻松的工作，但是有些台词太搞笑了，我笑翻了。
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When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
有什么能比一位随着年龄增长而变得聪明的亲爱的老太太更美丽呢?只要你活在其中，每个时代都是迷人的。
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。