A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
Yes, I am a pilot. I am a flight instructor and a commercial pilot.
是的，我是一名飞行员。我是一名飞行教练和商业飞行员。
In youth one has tears without grief; in age, griefs without tears.
青年时有眼泪而无悲伤;岁月催人老，悲伤无泪。
Love means never having to say you’re sorry for a minor stab wound.
爱意味着永远不必为小小的刺伤而道歉。
I can't hear you, so i'll just laugh and hope it wasn't a question.
我听不见你说什么，所以我只能笑着希望这不是一个问题。
We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.
我们生活在一个不必要的东西成为我们唯一必需品的时代。
She ate so many clams that her stomach rose and fell with the tide.
她吃了那么多蛤蜊，肚子随着潮水起伏。
I want to be buried with a mobile phone, just in case I'm not dead.
我想带着手机下葬，以防我没死。
Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!
发明双击的人应该被打爆头!两次!
It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.
认识到什么能让你快乐，这是一个很好的开始。
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
我认为对爆炸性的话题敏感是很有趣的。
My husband calls me 'catfish.' He says I'm all mouth and no brains.
我丈夫叫我“鲶鱼”。“他说我光说不练。
I don't believe in failure. I'm perseverant - I believe in failing.
我不相信失败。我坚持不懈——我相信失败。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
虽然青春给了我们爱情和玫瑰，但岁月给我们留下了朋友和美酒。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?