A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
The best meal at my restaurant is the whole right side of the menu.
我餐馆里最好的一餐是菜单的右边。
Funny you're the broken one but I'm the only one who needed saving,
有趣的是你是那个破碎的人但我是唯一需要拯救的人
Want to know the best thing about being a professor? Colored chalk.
想知道当教授的好处吗?彩色粉笔。
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
不是每只闭着的眼睛都在睡觉，也不是每只睁开的眼睛都在看东西。
I'm very mature for my age, but I'm also innocent in a lot of ways.
就我的年龄而言，我很成熟，但在很多方面我也很天真。
I love when I can reboot people when they are being mean to others.
我喜欢当人们对别人刻薄时，我能让他们重新振作起来。
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
如果你在森林里讲一个笑话，但是没有人笑，那是一个笑话吗?
Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age.
犹豫与风险的关系与年龄成正比。
I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me.
我能做到，我无力地对自己撒谎。没有人会咬我。
I never forget things. I just don't observe them in the first place.
我从不忘事。我只是从一开始就没有观察到它们。
I'm ashamed to say the first play I saw at the Royal Court was mine.
我很惭愧地说，我在宫廷里看到的第一部戏是我的。
A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.
我讲的许多笑话听起来令人难以置信，但却是真的。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
虽然青春给了我们爱情和玫瑰，但岁月给我们留下了朋友和美酒。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。