A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
In my opinion, all boyfriends should turn out to be secretly wealthy.
在我看来，所有的男朋友都应该秘密地富有。
I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.
我是所有幽默大师的经典代表——只有在工作的时候才有趣。
Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
宽恕是一件有趣的事情。它温暖心脏，冷却刺痛。
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
中年的时候，工作不再那么有趣，而有趣的工作更多。
I know my life is full of awkward pauses, and I think it's hilarious.
我知道我的生活充满了尴尬的停顿，我觉得这很搞笑。
Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.
咖啡啊。我们将用它来完成今天的任务。
Somebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.
有人曾经说过我有一张电台的脸和一张报纸的声音。
There is nothing more awful, insulting, and depressing than banality.
没有什么比平庸更可怕、更无礼、更令人沮丧的了。
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
我想当我还是个孩子的时候，人们就告诉我他们觉得我很有趣。
Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!
佩德罗:你给她画过画吗?拿破仑:见鬼，是的，我做到了!
The only reason I wear stripes because I secretly want to be a zebra.
我穿条纹衣服的唯一原因是因为我内心深处想成为一只斑马。
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
要写一本真正有趣的书，一个人必须接受很多惩罚。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
A true friend will dance with you in the middle of the streets to no music and think it's completely normal.
一个真正的朋友会在没有音乐的情况下和你在大街上跳舞，并认为这是完全正常的。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
有什么能比一位随着年龄增长而变得聪明的亲爱的老太太更美丽呢?只要你活在其中，每个时代都是迷人的。