A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
When it ceases to be fun, I'll stop and just stay in my restaurants.
当它不再有趣时，我就会停下来，呆在我的餐馆里。
I don't even have a stalker. I'm just not the guy that people stalk.
我甚至没有跟踪狂。我不是那种被人跟踪的人。
You know, it's always fun to play the bad guy at the end of the day.
你知道，在一天结束的时候扮演坏人总是很有趣的。
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
我赌的那匹马跑得太慢了，骑师把这次旅行记了下来。
There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.
每个人的生命中都会有这样的时刻，我已经经历过很多次了。
That tragic moment when you check the price tag and sadly walk away.
那悲惨的时刻，当你检查价格标签，然后悲伤地离开。
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
在有人受伤之前总是很有趣的。那就太搞笑了。
If we're mad, we're mad in large numbers, at least larger than yours.
如果我们疯了，那么我们疯的人就很多，至少比你多。
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young.
老年的悲剧不在于年老，而在于年轻。
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
酒精可能是人类最大的敌人，但圣经说要爱你的敌人。
Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.
珍惜你所有的快乐时光:它们是老年的好垫子。
Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny they've been stupid.
我犯过的大多数错误并不好笑，它们都很愚蠢。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something.
尤其是在喜剧中，你的目标很明确，那就是让场景变得有趣。它不像戏剧，你试图获得某种情感或试图推动故事的发展。你在试图找出做某事最有趣的方式。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。
Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a person keeps.
青春不是由一个人的年龄来衡量的，而是由一个人保持的好奇心来衡量的。