A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.
他们叫它高尔夫是因为其他四个字母的单词都被拿走了。
It's the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
它是全能的力量，是大自然的光辉，然后是你。
Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.
周末不像工作日那么赚钱，但至少有足球。
I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.
我一直只是想搞笑。我从来没有想过要变得可怕。
For each age is a dream that is dying, Or one that is coming to birth.
因为每一个时代都是一个即将死去的梦想，或者一个即将诞生的梦想。
For age and want save while you may, No morning sun lasts a whole day.
对于年老和匮乏，要及时储蓄，朝阳难照一整天。
I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women.
我是那个又小又有趣的。我觉得自己是成年女性中的孩子。
Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can.
爱耐心地等待。大厅里。我会尽快和你在一起。
Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.
猫就像会走路的扫帚，你可以舒服地抱着它。
I had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty?
我晚饭吃了一些墨西哥菜。谁知道食人会这么好吃?
The Olympic Spirit is neither the property of one race nor of one age.
奥林匹克精神不是一个种族的财产，也不是一个时代的财产。
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
最好的想法来自于笑话。让你的想法尽可能的有趣。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something.
尤其是在喜剧中，你的目标很明确，那就是让场景变得有趣。它不像戏剧，你试图获得某种情感或试图推动故事的发展。你在试图找出做某事最有趣的方式。
A true friend will dance with you in the middle of the streets to no music and think it's completely normal.
一个真正的朋友会在没有音乐的情况下和你在大街上跳舞，并认为这是完全正常的。
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
虽然青春给了我们爱情和玫瑰，但岁月给我们留下了朋友和美酒。
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
有什么能比一位随着年龄增长而变得聪明的亲爱的老太太更美丽呢?只要你活在其中，每个时代都是迷人的。