A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
Brevity is the soul of lingerie, as the Petticoat said to the Chemise.
简洁是内衣的灵魂，正如衬裙对女人说的那样。
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
广告是报纸上唯一可靠的事实。
I hate it when i'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.
我讨厌我唱歌的时候，歌手把歌词写错了。
To be amused at what you read - that is the great spring of quotation.
被你读到的东西逗乐——这就是引语的伟大源泉。
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
没有人抱怨并不意味着所有的降落伞都是完美的。
If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
如果一开始你没有成功，那么跳伞绝对不适合你。
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
年老意味着你永远不会拥有所有你想要的狗。
It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.
有趣的是，如果你模仿别人，他们并不知道是他们。
Responsibility for learning belongs to the student, regardless of age.
学习的责任属于学生，不分年龄。
My philosophy is: If you can't have fun, there's no sense in doing it.
我的哲学是:如果你没有乐趣，那就没有意义。
I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.
我没有限制，没有过滤器，没有阶级，没有平衡。没有礼貌。只是好玩。
But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
但是我认为你可以取笑任何事情，只要它足够有趣。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
A true friend will dance with you in the middle of the streets to no music and think it's completely normal.
一个真正的朋友会在没有音乐的情况下和你在大街上跳舞，并认为这是完全正常的。
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。