A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
有人说，年龄不会让我们变得幼稚;它发现我们是真正的孩子。
Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.
男人俱乐部里几乎每一个古老的传统都是从一个笑话开始的。
It is not by the gray of the hair that one knows the age of the heart.
白发并不能告诉我们一个人心灵的年龄。
People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.
人们经常问我如何使事情变得有趣。我不把事情弄得有趣。
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
看电视就像给你的第三只眼睛涂上黑色喷漆。
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
中年是你仍然相信你会在早上感觉更好的时候。
I'm fine, except, you know, I broke my pelvis. And that's not much fun.
我很好，只是我的骨盆骨折了。这并不有趣。
Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words?
为什么每个人都要装傻，不懂长篇大论?
That awkward moment when santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom.
圣诞老人和你妈妈用同样的包装纸的尴尬时刻。
Coming up with comedy is hard, man. Those bits aren't easy to think of!
搞出喜剧来可不容易，伙计。那些小块不容易想到!
In the age in which we live, the impossible is every day losing ground.
在我们生活的这个时代，不可能的事每天都在失去优势。
Perfection of means and confusion of ends seem to characterize our age.
手段的完美和目的的混乱似乎是我们这个时代的特征。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
有什么能比一位随着年龄增长而变得聪明的亲爱的老太太更美丽呢?只要你活在其中，每个时代都是迷人的。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。