A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
It's funny how you can run from the future and the past simultaneously.
有趣的是，你可以同时逃离未来和过去。
Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.
我们有一个孩子。它由一个光头和一对肺组成。
There's something about me that makes a lot of people want to throw up.
我身上有种东西让很多人想吐。
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
永远和永远是你应该永远记住永远不要使用的两个词。
So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit.
所以我会津津有味地说。给我一个汉堡，但不要起诉我。
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
我们没有投入足够的科学研究来寻找治疗混蛋的方法。
That sign of old age, extolling the past at the expense of the present.
这是年老的标志，以牺牲现在来颂扬过去。
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.
我本来想买一本关于脱发的书，但是书页老是掉下来。
One doesn't interrupt a beautiful girl unless one is going to be funny.
一个人不会打断一个漂亮的女孩，除非她很有趣。
My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny.
我的工作是夏令营。我来这里聊天，试着让电视节目变得有趣。
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
我小时候很天真，常常偷偷溜到谷仓后面什么也不做。
The biggest disease this day and age is that of people feeling unloved.
当今这个时代最大的疾病是人们感到自己不被爱。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
有什么能比一位随着年龄增长而变得聪明的亲爱的老太太更美丽呢?只要你活在其中，每个时代都是迷人的。
A true friend will dance with you in the middle of the streets to no music and think it's completely normal.
一个真正的朋友会在没有音乐的情况下和你在大街上跳舞，并认为这是完全正常的。
Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a person keeps.
青春不是由一个人的年龄来衡量的，而是由一个人保持的好奇心来衡量的。
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。